Danny Provenzano’s Wicked Past - RHONJ

Racketeering & Tax evasion...go figure. Danielle sure knows how to pick them doesn't she... Full story with Mug Shot HERE (via starcasm.net)

AND I found a video of Danny on court tv.

Evidently, at one point, he didn't rock the ferret's ass mullet on his head.

More of Dina & Ramona on Watch What Happens Live.

Real Housewives of NY Reunion Pt. 2

This second portion of out of control women, started with our favorite drama mama Jill Zarin wrapping up her temper tantrum after storming off camera. I almost felt
bad for Jill. She made some mistakes with the way she treated people. She needs to work on herself. I think she gets it, at this point.

Anyway...the Alex vs. Jill confrontations are far from over I'm sure. Alex looks at her like she wants to roast her over an open fire.

Bethenny and Jill may eventually mend their torn up friendship. Who cares? Not me.
Bethenny has moved on to other things and seems very content to just have Jason and Bryn for now.

Sonja Morgan joined in on the fun this episode. I have to say, I think she's my favorite at this point. Very smart,funny and down to earth. She's the breath of fresh air this tired old nag of a show needed.

Ramona is hysterical with the things she randomly blurts out. Consistent with talking about renewal at every opportunity. She definitely jumped on the Kelly is crazy train.

Then we get to Kelly. I'm hearing rumors now that she spikes her coffee with tequila every morning. I don't believe it, unless she's allergic to alcohol or is having a bad reaction to mixing it with prescription drugs.

Paranoid as ever, she rehashes the whole "kids in the media" thing. Trys to say she's acting as a spokeswoman for people who are bullied. Give me a f#ckin break.

Kelly then, not having any thoughts of her own (that make any sense), steals Jills idea and exits stage right, leaving Bravo viewers waiting on the final 3rd part of the reunion.

You may have noticed that I did not mention the 'countess' so far. Reason being she said next to nothing. She only really commented about Kelly being the shit stirrer on Ramona's trip. She wasn't worth mentioning, as far as I'm concerned. Her and her foreign beau should move back to his home country so she can go become a Princess or Dutchess or something this time.

Bethenny Getting Married

OK, so I watched, even though I wasn't planning to... It's a light hearted love story of sorts, which bored me practically to a drool.

I'm not a Bethenny hater, I think I've just had my fill of her through the years. Her snarky attitude is definatly way lighter in this show, which unless you are a pregnant bride yourself, you may miss.

Give us some excitement. The dog is not interesting. You hiring an assistant, is not interesting. Fashion show...blah blah...

I'm hoping the first episode was a poor indication of what's to come or I think Bravo has a flop on it's hands.

Great, they're in love. I hope it works out. I already know they get married & have a baby girl named Bryn.

Plot Spoiled!

A few gems spotlighted in this article: http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/06/11/bethenny-frankel-getting-married/ (via @gerritv)

Real Housewives on NY (S3) Reunion Pt. 1

Someone missing??

Well well well, This reunion is sure starting out with a bang with Alex McCord verbally assassinating a very defensive Jill Zarin. I get why Alex is pissed, but she said her piece and I just would stay away from her. What's the point? Anyway, Jill defended herself & slightly admitted to pettiness. WHATEVER. Same crap.

Ramona Singer is a pisser. The purple dress comment referring to Countless Luman ("COUNTESS"!!) was freakin priceless. She does always wear the same style dress, I'm glad Ramona called her out on it.

What the hell is up with Jill's Barbarella hair?

Bethenny said she was going to get a jaw transplant. I feel that. She's lucky it went back down, she looked like a different person.

Now crazy ass Kelly is Starting with B. Again with the panic stricken, every one's out to get me, tone. "I'm over it"... She needs a damn lobotomy...or a strait jacket. "Zip it!"

Then Jill plays the victim & cries like a baby, begging B. to be her friend. B. retaliates by basically telling her she's a jealous fame whore. Notorious shit-stirrer extraordinaire Jill still clings to the idea of them being friends again. Seems like an obsession if you ask me, I wonder if she stalked her exes... I'm over these 2 trying to mend (or not) the torn fibers of their friendship.

The over dramatic award of the night goes to......

Of course she did. Drama, Drama, Drama.

That was a preclude to the next segment of this insane mess.

Welcome!

Lovely to have you all.


This is my first blog. Finally decided it was time.


So here we go....



The inspiration for this blog was mainly driven by the craze that has ensued by reality shows these days. Case in point, Real Housewives on Bravo TV.

The shows have really taken off. People all over are obsessed with them.

Being the overly opinionated person that I am, the blogging forum seems to be a good place for me to vent my opinions.

Feel free to disagree with me. We are all entitled to our own feelings.

That's it for now, but tonight is the Real Housewives of New York Reunion (pt 1 of 3), which should provide me with enough ammunition to shoot the sh*t about it for days.

Stay tuned & "Watch What Happens".

In the mean time, if you missed the "preview" of what's to come...

check this out!

Beware, you might pee your pants.